Sunday, August 7, 2011

Wally World

To own a blog, I feel it is necessary at some point or another to write about Walmart.
So as always, when I arrived I was minorly distraught I had to spend the next 45 minutes of my life in the muggy, chaotic environment of insanity and irrational spending. Then finishing in the most wretched 25-30 minutes of waiting behind people who purchase items I didn't know existed, but confirmed the growing activity of laziness in our culture. And yes, in our culture, laziness is an activity. There are people who can are bad at being lazy!

In Walmart I went in without a list and busted out the rolodex of ingredients i needed for survival.
Then I went to dreaded line.

As I stood there these are the thoughts that went through my mind.

!) Do they really need all that crap?!
@) Good thing I avoided the "back to school" section or I woulda bought all that crap!
#) I can't believe that guy totally ran  a swivel race around the magazine stands just to cut/beat me in line
$) I'm glad I can use this time to catch up on my text messages
%) I hate texting even when I'm standing in line at Walmart!
^) The guy who cut me is now checking out
&) I shouldn't have switched lines out of spite
*) Ooo! Ooo! Almost my turn! They only have 30 more items to ring up!
() How did they fit all that in ONE cart?!
!)) If I didn't need fruit or tampons I would be laying by a pool right now!
!!) I remember when I bought soda for 35 cents a can at Walmart, not 75 cents....
!@) i hate walmart.


1 comment:

  1. thank you for reminding me why I don't go to walmart .... want some cheese?????